she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Let's get the cat blown out
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