Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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