It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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