I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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