I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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