she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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