Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize