Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake

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(646): View more from New York

I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

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(585): View more from New York

she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?

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(360): View more from Washington

Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.

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(954): View more from Florida

I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.

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(626): View more from California

im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..

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(530): View more from California

I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME

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