Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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