She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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