I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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