only if we run a train.
done.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just want to make out with him forever
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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