Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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