that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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