i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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