I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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