Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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