Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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