Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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