we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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