it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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