I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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