That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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