This is not my ceiling
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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