This dress was meant to end up on your floor
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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