doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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