First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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