I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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