The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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