i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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