Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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