he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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