he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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