she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You ate ashes out of my bong
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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