so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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