i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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