I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
