hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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