You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i need some magic done to my vagina
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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