I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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