Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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