Your face is a jimmy john
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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