Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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