The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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