I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize
