in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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