I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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