Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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