Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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