He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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