she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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