my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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