Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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