i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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