this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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