To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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