I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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